OKAY, TWO THINGS.

One: sdjkfhsdjkfhsdkjf YOU GUYS, robanybody wrote A MOTHERFUCKING GOOD OMENS AU OH MY FUCKING GOD. Danny's Aziraphale, Steve is Crowley, Steve's truck turns everything into Queen, and MY HEART IS GOING TO EXPLODE FROM GLEE. Seriously, I mean, look, robanybody, I would read the phone book if she wrote it, because it would inevitably manage to be ( Read more... )

1. sdjfhjsdkfhdsjkfhsdjk jfdshfgjksdhfdshfgdsh you guys aphelant podficced two of my fics! She did i'll see you when the sun sets east (don't forget me), the Inception fic where Arthur & Eames are in limbo, and that H50 ficlet where Danny sleeps so hard he left a bruise, which I didn't title because I'm asshole. And she also did a truly magnificent ( Read more... )

Okay, let's set the scene: it's a grey, rainy spring day in Cleveland, Ohio, and I am fourteen years old. My mother and I are arguing about how many usable Haggadahs we have (many of them are old and ripped to shit); my father is in the next room on his cell phone, and Burro and Burrito are upstairs doing god knows what. We're about six hours away ( Read more... )

I wish there was a better way to explain what's going on under the cut then "hermette humors/encourages me while I make horrible jokes about Watergate, All The President's Men, and Deep Throat." I wish that so much.

But. Uh. ( There's not. )

Dearest leupagus, this is mostly for you.

( In which hermette and I discuss the Kono/Jenna story I will probably actually write once we get another Jenna ep and I know enough about her to characterize her for real instead of just, uh, making things up based on the 10 minutes we spent with her last night... )

Linked by hermette, who must have a direct line to the land of Beauty and Rainbows or something:


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So, here are some things this story is: shameless shameless ridiculous shameless id fic; about 6500 words longer than it was supposed to be; part of the same 'verse as Curving Like the Ocean Toward You (though it can be read alone); entirely Cate and hermette's fault. Here are some things it is NOT: uh, claiming to be a work of genius /o ( Read more... )

Pupdate. The good news: she let me get close enough to take a picture this morning!!! Apologies for the shitty iPhone photo quality, but I wasn't about to break out a flash camera and scare her away again.


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gyzym:
danny slides his hands up under the hem of steve's shirt
to rest against his stomach

hermette:
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gyzym
even as he's tucking his face into steve's neck
OH HEY
WE NEVER FINISHED
THAT BULLETPROOF KINK CONVERSATION EARLIER

hermette
......................
NOW? YOU'RE DOING IT NOW? WHILE DANNY HAS HIS HANDS UP STEVE'S SHIRT?

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